jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

everybody-keeps-scoring:

the-vanity-of-asgard:

fromthemindofateenagewolf:

just-some-random-nobody:

shiplaughloveeveryday:

thorinoferebor:

pandaaaz:

stormtrooper2112:

pandaaaz:

I highly doubt all the people that liked/ reblogged this are vegan. 

I don’t need to be a vegan or vegetarian to be against animal cruelty. I don’t beat my meat before I eat it.

Actually, you do need to be vegan to be against animal cruelty. You don’t love animals if you’re not vegan. 

Wow, says who? You?

“You don’t love animals if you’re not vegan.” oh really?

Is this a joke?

Just fuck off.

excuse me .(before i say this i dont care what your lifestyle choise is just that you stop being an arse about it) just because you are a vegan does NOT mean you are better than anyone else! if (the unfertilised therefore containing no living animal) eggs are not taken away from the chickens they will rot and cause the chickens to get ill and will attract insects, if cows are not milked enough then their udders start to ache and they get ill. almost all slaughterhouses kill their animals as painlessly as they can and i realise not all do so and that is cruelty . but don’t go around thinking that people who eat meat or eat dairy products are going around kicking every animal they see. just because you eat meat doesn’t make you a cruel person and just because you are a vegan doesn’t make you some wonderful superhuman so shut the fuck up about how wonderful you all are because you don’t eat animal byproducts

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also, as a surprising little note, some people just don’t have the financial resources to go vegan. and others literally cannot do so because their digestive system just can’t handle it.

So before you go and tell people they’re horrible for not being vegan, think about this for a second, then just don’t say anything, cause you don’t know their situation.

Wow. The above two statements are the truest things ever. I work at an animal shelter, and I work actively to prevent cruelty and improve the lives of every animal that comes in. I spent 8 hours a day taking care of them, making sure they feel loved and accepted.

And I eat meat. I quite enjoy meat. I do eat some vegan food and one of my favorite cafes is vegan. I have no trouble eating vegan sometimes. But I also enjoy meat. Just because I do doesn’t mean I support animal cruelty.

Who wouldn’t reblog this wow

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

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meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

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radhauswife:

This is amazing.

(Source: vongruby)

IMMERSION: with Michael and Gavin {x}

(Source: michaeljoenes)

thequeenstons:

bisubboy:

thequeenstons:

horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait

I, literally, cannot remember the last time I didn’t feel horny. I’m pretty sure it would have had to have been before puberty, but I was oddly fascinated by my own sexuality even as a young child. I can remember learning to masturbate to (dry, obviously) orgasm at about 3-4.

Thanks.

playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend